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Friday, April 29, 2011

iSumpah - produk terbaru dari Burlesque Sdn Bhd

Untuk meraikan karnival JomSumpah anjuran TV terulung Malaysia, Burlesque Snn Bhd, sebuah syarikat tempatan yang dimiliki sepenuhnya oleh tiga orang warga tempatan Bumiputera (ahli gerakan 1Bumi yang dilancarkan tanpa kebenaran Tun Dr Mahathir), dengan ini melancarkan produk terulungnya, iSumpah.

iSumpah ialah satu produk elektronik yang unik. Ianya benar-benar percuma, tidak seperti 1E-mel, tajaan Tricubes Bhd, yang sebenarnya tidak berapa percuma.

Burlesque Sdn Bhd sedang dalam perbincangan dengan Unit Perancangan Ekonomi, JAKIM, Kementerian Dalam Negeri dan juga Jabatan Perdana Menteri untuk memperolehi kontrak selama 50 tahun.

Burlesque Sdn Bhd akan memasang unit-unit iSumpah di mesjid-mesjid dan surau-surau diseluruh negara dengan harga RM50000.00 seunit. Di dalm jangka masa terdekat, unit-unit iSumpah juga akan dipasang di tepi-tepi jalan, supermarket-supermarket Mydin, Tesco dan sebagainya untuk memberi akses yang lebih luas kepada rakyat Malaysia.

Penggunaannya adalah percuma. Rakyat tidak perlu membayar. Kerajaan hanya membayar harga unit-unit iSumpah itu, iaiatu, sebanyak RM50000.00 seunit dan kos penyelengaraan sebanyak RM60000.00 sebulan bagi setiap unit.

Untuk menggunanya, rakyat hendaklah menekan butang unit iSumpah yang berdekatan dan melafaskan sumpah yang ingin dibuat. Sumpah tersebut akan terus dialirkan ke website Burlesques Sdn Bhd untuk tatapan umum dengan percuma.

Dalam masa hadapan, unit-unit yang mempunyai berbagai bahasa juga akan dibekalkan.

Berikut ialah video promo iSumpah.

Enjoy!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I swear I was there when he screwed that lady.
I swear my ass was screwed by him.
I swear that I never meet that woman.
I swear that God is changing his profession with policeman, lawyer and judge.
I swear ...........swear..

Kris said...

ROFL!!!

Anonymous said...

ISumpah Art..you are always brilliant and funny!!!

PahNur said...

Next step: e-Sumpah....after sometime, becomes i-Sampah....

Anonymous said...

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE 1 MAY 2022,"I swear there was more than half a rugby team's dna in my butt, it was there for future use, statement from Shitefull to the Jakim authorities when caught for soliciting & prostitution in 2020 in lrg. Hj. Taib 5"

Anonymous said...

art you make my day..

Anonymous said...

tony the liar said: "funny funny funny funny!!". unfortunately not all people dare to sumpah, ye dak?

-better do my yoga now-

Gan said...

kelakar betul-nya !

Anonymous said...

Who need courts ? ..what happen if both accuser and defender swear they are innocent.

Anonymous said...

men fear men but not all are God-fearing. If ppl are God-fearing and swearing solves problems, then this world will be an utopia world

Anonymous said...

Art,

Another great one from you, I sumpah!

Anonymous said...

And you must not forget to add - that you do not gain anything financially and that you absolutely do not benefit in any way from swearing what you swore.

Otherwise I would'nt buy your new iSumpah. Not even if you offer it for free

cruise

CK said...

hahahahaha
you got it again!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious...art...enteng saja sumpah di malaisiya,.... gratis...ngak perlu pengacara dan wang ongkos. Polisi dan AG berlari untuk mendakwa.Where else in this world where one just can go to the mosque to swear without bringing 2 qualified witnessess? Love your postings....yeah like someone said you make my day!

pinsysu said...

u jaga jaga ... nanti kana sue by steve job.

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